Blur Brain http://blurbrain.com Everything That's Wrong In The World Thu, 23 May 2013 23:42:04 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 AAA Predicts More Or Less Memorial Day Traffichttp://blurbrain.com/aaa-predicts-more-or-less-memorial-day-traffic/ http://blurbrain.com/aaa-predicts-more-or-less-memorial-day-traffic/#comments Thu, 23 May 2013 23:42:04 +0000 Whoopie http://blurbrain.com/?p=11354 “Slightly more travelers are expected to drive to their getaway destinations this Memorial Day holiday weekend, AAA reports.” Read more: Meanwhile in some parallel dimension… “The volume of travel during Memorial Day weekend is expected to decline slightly this year, said AAA on Wednesday, due to a steep drop in air travel amid a shaky [...]

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]]> http://blurbrain.com/aaa-predicts-more-or-less-memorial-day-traffic/feed/ 0 Queen Obama Summons Child Hurricane Sandy Victims To Toil In The Royal Fieldshttp://blurbrain.com/queen-obama-summons-child-hurricane-sandy-victims-to-toil-in-the-royal-fields/ http://blurbrain.com/queen-obama-summons-child-hurricane-sandy-victims-to-toil-in-the-royal-fields/#comments Thu, 23 May 2013 23:15:48 +0000 Buffoon http://blurbrain.com/?p=11339 The horse faced Queen first demanded that ‘undocumented future democrat voters’ assemble and harvest her bounty.  Negotiations broke down out of fear they would lose welfare and disability benefits if caught on camera working. (Daily Caller) – The White House announced Thursday that first lady Michelle Obama will welcome the child victims of Hurricane Sandy [...]

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]]> http://blurbrain.com/queen-obama-summons-child-hurricane-sandy-victims-to-toil-in-the-royal-fields/feed/ 0 Bike Builder Jesse James Had An Accident (graphic)http://blurbrain.com/bike-builder-jesse-james-had-an-accident-graphic/ http://blurbrain.com/bike-builder-jesse-james-had-an-accident-graphic/#comments Thu, 23 May 2013 22:55:33 +0000 Whoopie http://blurbrain.com/?p=11340 Oopsie doodle, looks like he suffered an owie to his pinky finger. Dude, I don’t think that’s gonna grow back. Drop by TMZ and see what they had to say about it.

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]]> http://blurbrain.com/bike-builder-jesse-james-had-an-accident-graphic/feed/ 0 Accidental 911 Call Leads To Murdererhttp://blurbrain.com/accidental-911-call-leads-to-murderer/ http://blurbrain.com/accidental-911-call-leads-to-murderer/#comments Thu, 23 May 2013 21:00:39 +0000 Whoopie http://blurbrain.com/?p=11335 Ya know, if my dog’s fur was matted like that I’d be arrested for animal cruelty. A Pompano Beach man mistakenly pocket-dialed 911 as he planned a killing earlier this month, enabling an emergency dispatch system to record his conversation and link him to the slaying, authorities said Wednesday. Scott Simon, 24, is heard talking [...]

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]]> http://blurbrain.com/accidental-911-call-leads-to-murderer/feed/ 1 Volvo Debuts Full External Air Baghttp://blurbrain.com/volvo-debuts-full-external-air-bag/ http://blurbrain.com/volvo-debuts-full-external-air-bag/#comments Thu, 23 May 2013 18:46:50 +0000 Whoopie http://blurbrain.com/?p=11330 Tell me this is some kinda joke… A year after Volvo launched its Pedestrian Airbag Technology on the Volvo V40, Volvo has announced its new External Vehicle Protection (EnVeloP) system. The External Vehicle Protection system consists of a small container built in the roof of the car, which contains a folded-in, vacuum pulled balloon of [...]

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]]> http://blurbrain.com/volvo-debuts-full-external-air-bag/feed/ 4 #DogBearding: Another Meme Dogs Are Subjected To By Bored, Evil Humanshttp://blurbrain.com/dogbearding-another-meme-dogs-are-subjected-to-by-bored-evil-humans/ http://blurbrain.com/dogbearding-another-meme-dogs-are-subjected-to-by-bored-evil-humans/#comments Thu, 23 May 2013 18:04:26 +0000 Buffoon http://blurbrain.com/?p=11311 Why Internets?  Why you did this? photo by Laura Blanc photo by Dustin Seales photo by murdobeans photo by Laura-Chase McGehee photo by Lachie Stewart photo by Gordon Tarpley photo by Serenity Storrow Vetter photo by galactic_firefly photo by Shovebug photo by Amanda Mottola photo by SNARK Films photo by Spencer Lane photo by Naomi Culleton You can view more photos of people sporting a dog beard [...]

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]]> http://blurbrain.com/dogbearding-another-meme-dogs-are-subjected-to-by-bored-evil-humans/feed/ 0 The Technology Of Star Trek (infographic)http://blurbrain.com/the-technology-of-star-trek-infographic/ http://blurbrain.com/the-technology-of-star-trek-infographic/#comments Thu, 23 May 2013 17:22:06 +0000 Whoopie http://blurbrain.com/?p=11305 Why for? Because new Star Trek movie debut! More geek speak to be had here:  

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]]> http://blurbrain.com/the-technology-of-star-trek-infographic/feed/ 0 Turns Out JFK Was a Bona Fide Nazi Loverhttp://blurbrain.com/turns-out-jfk-was-a-bona-fide-nazi-lover/ http://blurbrain.com/turns-out-jfk-was-a-bona-fide-nazi-lover/#comments Thu, 23 May 2013 17:02:18 +0000 Betty Butter http://blurbrain.com/?p=11297 John Fitzgerald Kennedy, son of Nazi admirer Joseph Kennedy was a Nazi lover. From the Daily Mail: A new book out in Germany reveals how President Kennedy was a secret admirer of the Nazis. The news comes embarrassingly close to a visit being paid to Berlin next month by President Obama – one week before [...]

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]]> http://blurbrain.com/turns-out-jfk-was-a-bona-fide-nazi-lover/feed/ 0 Still Not Convinced Democrats Live In Bizarro World? Clinton Gets Humanitarian Awardhttp://blurbrain.com/still-not-convinced-democrats-live-in-bizarro-world-clinton-gets-humanitarian-award/ http://blurbrain.com/still-not-convinced-democrats-live-in-bizarro-world-clinton-gets-humanitarian-award/#comments Thu, 23 May 2013 16:28:15 +0000 Buffoon http://blurbrain.com/?p=11283 To lend a little perspective to this, Clinton is being awarded for supposed humanitarian acts that are funded by tax dollars confiscated from us.  We work for it, she redistributes it, she is crowned a queen, we eat sh*t. Got it?  Good. (AP) – Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton touted the efforts of [...]

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]]> http://blurbrain.com/still-not-convinced-democrats-live-in-bizarro-world-clinton-gets-humanitarian-award/feed/ 3 Justin Bieber Visitors Must Sign Non-Disclosure Agreementhttp://blurbrain.com/justin-bieber-visitors-must-sign-non-disclosure-agreement/ http://blurbrain.com/justin-bieber-visitors-must-sign-non-disclosure-agreement/#comments Thu, 23 May 2013 16:22:09 +0000 Whoopie http://blurbrain.com/?p=11274 This pathetic little dweeb is hell bent on self destructing. What happens at Justin Bieber’s house allegedly stays at Justin Bieber’s house! The 19-year-old Canadian pop singer is threatening to sue house guests for a whopping $5 million if they post pictures or comments online about their visits to his California residence. According to TMZ, [...]

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