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    Bathroom Deodorizer Ad Makes Santa The Butt Of Jokes

    by  • 26 November, 2014 • 2 Comments

    Yes, a product called ‘PooPourri‘ is an honest to gawd internet thing. The company claims that a spritz in the toilet before making your deposit creates a film barrier that traps the smell underwater while infusing the air with a lemony scent. The product costs $9.95 a bottle which provides 100 applications. Other scents...

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    Saudi National Tries To Enter Army Base With Explosives

    by  • 26 November, 2014 • 0 Comments

    Story scrubbed by local NBC affiliate… SAN ANTONIO (CBS Houston/AP) — Officials at Fort Sam Houston say they’ve taken into custody the driver of a vehicle that military officials say contained explosive materials, and which sparked a lockdown at the San Antonio Army base. Military officials told KCEN-TV that the man that drove through...

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    17 Yr. Old Madam Busted For Pimping School Students

    by  • 26 November, 2014 • 0 Comments

    Old enough to know better but too young to resist… A 17-year-old Florida student has been charged with human trafficking after allegedly organizing a prostitution ring of students at different schools, authorities said. Sarasota High School student Alexa Nicole De Armas was arrested Friday for leading the ring. De Armas schemed over the summer...

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    Man Who Threatened To Shoot Dog Kills Himself Instead

    by  • 26 November, 2014 • 1 Comment

    K9 karma… A Florida man accidentally shot himself in the face and died after threatening to fire a gun at a family dog Tuesday morning, Pinellas Park police said. Dennis Eugene Emery, 57, fought with his wife and warned he would shoot one of their dogs in their Pinellas Park home at about 6...

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    ObamaCare Gives Employers $3,000 Incentive To Hire Illegal Aliens

    by  • 26 November, 2014 • 1 Comment

    Stupido gringos… Under the president’s new amnesty, businesses will have a $3,000-per-employee incentive to hire illegal immigrants over native-born workers because of a quirk of Obamacare. President Obama’s temporary amnesty, which lasts three years, declares up to 5 million illegal immigrants to be lawfully in the country and eligible for work permits, but it...

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    Obama Tries To Justify Black Mob Violence

    by  • 26 November, 2014 • 1 Comment

    Teachable moment… Tuesday at Copernicus Community Center in Chicago, IL, President Barack Obama addressed the riots and protests going on throughout the country in reaction to the grand jury announcement that Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson will not face charges for the fatal shooting of Michael Brown by justifying the anger as, “It’s rooted...

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    Star Trek Actor Living In Fear Of His Wife

    by  • 25 November, 2014 • 1 Comment

    “Star Trek: Voyager” actor Robert Picardo says his estranged wife is under investigation in a murder case, and he now believes his own life is in imminent danger. Picardo — who’s in the middle of an ugly divorce from Linda Pawlik — asked a judge to throw Pawlik off his property STAT, because he’s...

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