You heard reports of the Royal Mooch splitting her wig after a deranged lesbian serf dare interrupt her.
The inevitable video surfaces:
(CNN) – The White House Wednesday gave Michelle Obama’s performance rave reviews.
“It’s my personal opinion that she handled it brilliantly,” said White House Press Secretary Jay Carney.
CNN reached out to Sturtz, but she declined interviews, citing online threats.
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In Michelle’s defense, she is currently undergoing hormone treatment to help her more resemble a woman. The hormones are known to cause violent outburst.
So far they have proved unsuccessful.