In my wanderings around the interwebs I sometimes come upon weirdness that I just have to share. Such is the case with this woman, using the pseudonym of Georgina Spelvin who seems to have some sort of possum fetish.
Some folks call her the possum lady, others resort to terms like “whackjob” and “nutcase.” Frankly, I think she’s just putting on an act. But there’s no denying that she has quite a menagerie of possums. A big old one she called “Potato” and a pair of twins she refers to as the “Apples’ and even a couple of babies.
Part of her schtick is acting as a psychic medium, channeling the cosmic wisdom of a dead squirrel named Pearl, she even has a website dedicated to the decayed rodent…
I AM A DEAD SQUIRREL WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING and pines to share it with YOU. I lived for 10 years and gnawed my way through most of a Merriam-Webster’s English dictionary. Plus, I absorbed vast amounts of information through my 7 senses, tuned beyond anything you can yet imagine. And the rest I make up.
In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral, I am the very model of a modern psychic squirrel. Croaking only increased my power and lovability factor. You can ASK PEARL anything. Confide in ME, Gentle Reader; unburden your soul. Pearl wants to hear from you, NOW.
Here’s her video on how to massage a possum. It’s 8 minutes which might be long enough to cause brain damage, so more sensitive viewers can get a safe dose of lunacy by watching a 3 minute “best of” compilation from her other videos.
And yes, she does bear a freakish resemblance to Nancy Pelosi.