U of Texas Minorities Claim To Be Victims Of Savage, Vicious, Unspeakably Racist… ‘Bleach Balloon’ Attacks

That’s right, ‘bleach balloons’…


(BOR) – On Wednesday afternoon, University of Texas student Bryan Davis was walking to a friend’s apartment in the student-filled neighborhood of West Campus. As he passed the University Towers apartment rage facebuilding on 23rd and Pearl, a bleach-filled balloon struck him in the leg.

Though luckily uninjured, the shock took “hours” to wear off, Davis told Burnt Orange Report. “I don’t feel safe walking around West Campus by myself anymore.”

This is the latest of many bleach bomb attacks on students of color in West Campus. Last October, the story made national headlines, as did the student protest for more safety.


“I feel like a fool having had so much pride in front of others about the school I go to,” Davis said. “Now I can’t help but to feel embarrassed for both myself and the school for the reputation it’s starting to get as being hostile towards blacks, Asians, and other minorities.”

“I’m a political science student myself, so I’m always talking about issues like this,” said Davis. “Now I can say I lived it. These issues don’t go away until we talk about them, we talk about viable ideas and solutions about how we can eradicate this kind of racism. We have to talk about it, or people won’t understand that it’s not just a joke when you throw a bleach-filled balloon at a minority student.”

“I feel like these racial tensions that have been brewing – you hear about them in passing, but when something like this happens to you, it’s kind of just mind-blowing,” Davis continued. “Being a minority going to a school like UT, it’s a reminder that we haven’t really made all of the progress we like to think we have.”

Since none of the vicious, savage, hate filled, racist attacks were witnessed by anyone other than the noble, courageous, Obama supporting, progressive minorities, we have to assume these ‘bleach balloon’ attacks actually happened.

Why would they lie?

UPDATE: The Congressional Black Caucus is drafting legislation that will require a Federal criminal background check for whites attempting to purchase balloons or bleach.

UPDATE II:  Professional prog race baiters have joined the chorus of outrage and Austin Police are now on the case properly utilizing man hours and funds to investigate this heinous hate crime.


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