• Storage Wars Texas, Mary Or Jenny?

    by  • 29 December, 2012 • Celeb • 40 Comments

    Yes, I got caught in a Storage Wars Texas vortex and as you all know it doesn’t take much to render me smitten!


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    Or, Jenny?

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    What sayeth ye?

    I’m in the Mary camp…

    40 Responses to Storage Wars Texas, Mary Or Jenny?

    1. Whoopie
      30 December, 2012 at 08:32

      That show’s as phony as a storage locker full of undiscovered Rembrants and the missing Russian royal jewels.

      • G8RFN
        30 December, 2012 at 08:44

        I know where those missing jewels are…

      • Mary Juanna
        30 March, 2013 at 13:16

        Tell yourself to stop watching it and making stupid responses.

      • StorageWarsFan
        6 October, 2013 at 10:37

        Both Jenny and Mary are beautiful women. Jenny is 100% woman and love her style. Mary is 100% cute and love her as well. They are both lookers and make the show easy to watch.

        • ken d
          8 September, 2014 at 23:43

          yep i couldnt say it better…

      • scott
        21 October, 2013 at 19:42

        Mary. Hands down

    2. Buffoon
      30 December, 2012 at 11:32

      I’m in the Mary camp being partial to brunettes.
      Funny thing. One would think that with the show she would be well off and this site says she’s worth 600k http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-businessmen/richest-designers/mary-padian-net-worth/ but her website is atrocious… http://www.marysfinds.com/Marys_Finds/NEWS.html and it looks like she’s barely getting by.
      Maybe sghe’s just a wealthy hipster with nothing else to do…?

    3. Najichevan
      7 March, 2013 at 23:51

      None. Both them are quite ugly. Specially the blonde “bimbo” it’s more like a tranny. Well, just my opinion. You asked…

      • jamis
        23 March, 2013 at 23:06


        • michele
          26 December, 2013 at 05:03

          mary, is just stupid, joking all the time would be fun, BUT not when you are mary, she is just obnoxious! jenny cracks me up. she tries soooooo hard to try and be sexy or attractive…sorry babe all your effort…not working. AND LESA, ugh! fix your teeth! jenny get that hideous birthmark on your upper arm removed, ICK, and lastly mary…try and be smart, try and keep your mouth shut at least something! I cannot imagine being a person in your real life…wow! being related to you must be a headache

          • Louis
            9 April, 2014 at 22:20

            Well michele, (yeah no capital M foryou sorry) so much hatred, seriously? I believe you must be a one of a kind beauty right, or in the fashion business? You know what? your comment just cracked me up, made your unattractiveness obvious, showed an uneasiness with birth marks ( I hope you don’t have children), a lack of sympathy and tolerance, and even a little bit of racism. Now, who’s obnoxious?? And sorry for the spelling mistakes, i know my english is not perfect. Best regards
            Louis Hart

      • Bobby James
        3 September, 2013 at 21:23

        How long have you been a rope sucker?

      • Elboner
        2 March, 2014 at 07:41

        Yes everyone are entitled to their opinions :)
        But as for jenny looking like a tranny and saying that mary is ugly !!! WOW think you should have gone to specsavers lolloolololololloll

      • ranholm
        11 March, 2014 at 22:28

        Someone who doesnt and never will have/keep a gf…lol!

    4. herb
      5 May, 2013 at 09:25

      Jenny can actually make faces that look like a female Jack Nicholson. Yikes. Mary just has that innocent look and is usually allot more gracious. Both of them are no beauty queens but I think Jenny thinks she is. Who would I like to put on my Bike for an afternoon? Mary. She just looks like a great deal of fun and acts like she’s got a sweet streak a mile wide. To me that’s hot.

      • Buffoon
        5 May, 2013 at 10:33


      • vulcanfairy
        6 July, 2013 at 04:02

        I agree. Neither are hot, but Mary seems fun and sweet. I would hang out with her any day. I think Jenny thinks she’s some kind of princess.

      • Bob Davis
        3 September, 2013 at 21:27

        I recently saw Mary in a tight sweater and tight blue jeans. Believe me, she is hot.

    5. Dave Graham
      20 June, 2013 at 04:21

      Jenny is a hard worker but she seems very cold and self-involved. Is that why the Smiths pick on her? Mary has her gripes but doesn’t live in them. She is real funny and original with with her humor. Mary has her own unique beauty and stands out in a crowd. Her personality adds to her looks. Mary strikes me as someone that people can be themselves around. In spite of her fun-loving child-like ways, Mary has great wisdom. Checkout the eyes. Mary reads people, places, and situations with intuitive accuracy.

    6. Alan Parker
      14 July, 2013 at 09:54

      I like Mary because she seems a genuinely nice person and has that ever so slightly unhinged thing about her that I find very attractive.

    7. butch fenton
      17 July, 2013 at 02:33

      I would like to hang out with Mary and steal some hugs and kisses, and date Jenny and steal some hugs and kisses.
      Of course, Brandi in LA, and Candy in NY would be equally desirable.
      Each of those 4 girls has their own sexiness. Candy in NY would be a heck of a roll in the hay.

    8. 2 September, 2013 at 12:26

      JENNY SHOWS SOME INTELLIGENCE AND DOES NOT FIT THE “bimbo” Role. Once Mary opens her mouth, her attractiveness takes Hoopty ride!

      • Bob Davis
        3 September, 2013 at 21:37

        Lynn, you probably thing Brad Pitt is hot. The problem with women answering this type of question is, if you’re not gay, you have no eye for women as I have no eye for men. They are all ugly to me.

    9. 3 September, 2013 at 23:19

      Neither, Mary’s laugh is annoying and Jenny is a cold fish. Not to mention I prefer my women to have some sweater meat.

      • Bob Davies
        4 September, 2013 at 11:21

        Sweater meat? What type of sweater has meat? A hamburger sweater? LOL

    10. AL
      4 October, 2013 at 22:02

      Hi I think that Mary is the hottest on the show as I love her eyes and hair , Mary has a very attractive smile and seems to be happy where she is .Mary also displays fun and a sense of humor . I watch the show in Canada whenever I can .

    11. Skillet
      18 October, 2013 at 16:00

      Mary, all the way.

      She’s a juicy little blue-eyed, brunette “Spinner”

      Put her on a plate and sop her up with a biscuit

    12. 18 October, 2013 at 18:06

      Marti’s a curie. She gets my vote

    13. Big Bob
      18 October, 2013 at 20:57

      Jenny looks like she gets a jaw full of liquor. Mary have a big beautiful blue eyes Mary all the way

    14. KAT
      28 October, 2013 at 23:43

      Straight woman can see beauty or ugliness in other women inside beauty or outside beauty unlike most men who are too worried about seeming gay if they comment on another mans looks…:)

    15. tati
      9 November, 2013 at 15:51

      Mary, is pretty and seems very sweet and fun to be around, Jenny looks like a horse specially when she makes faces (but she think she is hot) and to top it off seems like a b i t c h… hands down Mary!
      PS: btw I am a girl and not gay!

    16. kevinthegerbil
      20 November, 2013 at 15:45

      Marys mad quirky behavior is a breath of fresh air, besides I would have to chew my arm off if I woke up looking at Jennys brown scabby patch on her arm

      • michele
        26 December, 2013 at 05:10

        ugh I agree that BIG icky birthmarky mole thing is so fugly! dermotologiost jenny…and quickly!

    17. jensen
      29 November, 2013 at 15:45

      jenny looks and acts like a cougar, where as mary like a kitten really cute. mary is far better to look at then jenny.

    18. Dale noble
      8 April, 2014 at 00:15

      Mary all the way , she’s so frickin cute , she’s amazing , she’s a ray of sunshine

    19. lilelvis36@hotmail.com
      30 June, 2014 at 16:48

      I vote for Mary.I think she is a free sprirt.
      plus she is naturaly beautifull,no make up required.

    20. 20 July, 2014 at 08:31

      Jenny is pretty in her own way. But personally i think mary is adorable shes hot but its not all about her look. Pretty face and very quirky, great imagination and brilliant with power tools whats not to like. Xxx mary has my vote lol.

    21. Reindeers fly...
      22 December, 2014 at 03:00

      People will be people, sometimes doing good things to one-another and sometimes doing the most unspeakable things to one-another…I really enjoy watching Storage Wars and that includes ALL participants…I think that both Mary and Jenny are attractive ladies
      who each have very different personalities.

      It’s sad and a bit disheartening to read such negative comments posted by people on this forum it’ too bad because Storage Wars has a fun and interesting cast…I wish I was on the show because I have been known to be a bit of a hoarder and I think I certainly have a discernible eye for recognizing treasures from trash.

      I would love to go pick storage lockers with Mary because her personality type is a solid fit with my own…we would make a great team…I guess you can say I have a bit of a crush on Mary.

      So Mary if you read this post and you need help in your shop….just let me know : )

    22. Joe
      25 December, 2014 at 02:34

      Mary is delightful. She’s tiny, cute, pretty, upbeat, has a great sense of humor, doesn’t take herself or the show too seriously, and seems like she’d be a whole lot of fun to be around. I also love her voice and her laugh. That all adds up to an absolutely adorable package.

      Jenny is also attractive and seems nice. I don’t understand why people are fixated on her birthmark. It’s trivial and doesn’t affect her overall beauty. She seems like a fun person, too.

      But if I had to choose, Mary really is the one I have a major crush on. I’m glad she’s been brought over to the original Storage Wars now that SW Texas is gone. The producers made a good decision there. I suspect a lot of people must’ve felt like I do, and would’ve missed Mary.

      I realize these shows are fake to a great degree. But we can still have our favorite characters and enjoy the entertainment.

    23. Len Ivey
      6 January, 2015 at 06:14

      Mary is the hot one – she is cute, petite, funny AND – she has some of the best sculpted arms and shoulders imaginable! Anyway, I look forward to Mary’s personality, along with her collection of sleeveless tops; perhaps one day she will grace us with a flex of those exquisitely buffed out guns…

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