There are 53 named muscles of facial expression. Smiling takes 12 muscles. The 12 muscles used to make you smile are the Zygomaticus major and minor (4), Orbicularis oculi (2), Levator labii superioris (2), Levator anguli oris (2) and Risorius (2). Did you know that frowning uses only 11 muscles? But since people tend to smile more than frown, the smile muscles are in better shape.
(Let’s get this belly laugh out of the way up front) Newsmax: Obama: US Prepared to Act if Diplomacy Fails (You know, because the world is so askeered of him)
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American Digest: Help Kickstart World War III!
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Washington Free Beacon: Government Seeking Inclusion of ‘Social and Behavioral’ Data in Health Records
Sweetness & Light: CW Developing TV Drama About Transgender Teen
Power Line: U.S., Russia Agree to Do Nothing About Syria
Great Satan’s Girlfriend:WoW!!
Remember, keep smiling.
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