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    Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem Asking to Be Boycotted

    by  • 29 July, 2014 • 1 Comment

    There is no better career destroying move than this.  They will be boycotted, turned down for roles, and ridiculed, and then pretend like nothing is really going on.  Couldn’t happen to a more attractive couple. From E: More celebrities have come forward to voice their opinion over the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Penélope Cruz, Javier Bardem...

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    DHS Funding Injun Tribes To Fight Terrorism

    by  • 29 July, 2014 • 2 Comments

    Great half-white father’s wampum stash… You may have been worried that last year’s DHS anti-terrorism grant to St Paul’s island in Alaska, which is about 280 miles from that state’s mainland and 500 miles from Russia, was inadequate for the defense of that God-forsaken place (population 491). Fear not, the terrorism-fighting grant to St....

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    Japanese Schoolgirl Admits To Decapitating Classmate

    by  • 29 July, 2014 • 0 Comments

    Curiosity killed the cat… A 16-year-old Japanese schoolgirl has confessed to decapitating a classmate, police have said, as she reportedly told investigators she “wanted to dissect” someone. The teenager, whose name was not released as she is a minor, was arrested on Sunday on suspicion of murdering her 15-year-old female classmate, after police discovered...

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    Justin Bieber’s Attempted Moustache

    by  • 29 July, 2014 • 0 Comments

    Awww, isn’t it just adorable? America’s Canadian popstar girlie boy is finally growing pubes. But I don’t think he’ll be making any commercials for Gillette razors anytime soon. Truthfully, I had a Greek girlfriend with a thicker moustache. I used to kid her that her unibrow slid down her face during the night. For...

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    Senator Walsh (D-Montana) Uses Post Traumatic Stress Excuse for Having Russian Mistress, Halitosis

    by  • 29 July, 2014 • 0 Comments

    That’s right the Post Traumatic Stress Disorder made Democratic Senator John Walsh of Montana get himself a Russian mistress and his halitosis.  Read more PTSD stories here. From Duffel Blog: WASHINGTON — The troubling plagiarism scandal of Sen. John Walsh (D-Montana) grew stranger today, after he told reporters that in addition to post-traumatic stress disorder...

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    Study: Vegans Less Healthy Than Meat Eaters

    by  • 28 July, 2014 • 3 Comments

    When self imposed ignorance is heralded as wisdom… According to the study, those who abstain from meat are “less healthy (in terms of cancer, allergies, and mental health disorders), have a lower quality of life, and also require more medical treatment.” Vegetarians were twice as likely to have atopy (allergies), a 50 percent increase...

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