• Half Naked Woman Dressed As Pope Hands Out Condoms

    by  • 29 April, 2013 • Humor • 8 Comments

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    PITTSBURGH (KDKA) – Students at Carnegie Mellon say it’s freedom of expression, but the Catholic Diocese of Pittsburgh calls it inappropriate and disrespectful.

    At an annual art school parade, a female student dressed up as the pope, and was naked from the waist down while she passed out condoms.

    Even more, witnesses say the woman had shaved her pubic hair in the shape of a cross.

    CMU issued a statement, saying “We are continuing our review of the incident. If our community standards or laws were violated, we will take appropriate action.”

    Read the whole story:

    If any laws were violated? How about public indecency and lewd conduct? But seriously, is this really necessary? What was gained or demonstrated by this juvenile and gratuitous performance? She disgraced herself and school, all for nothing.

    8 Responses to Half Naked Woman Dressed As Pope Hands Out Condoms

    1. Betty Butter
      30 April, 2013 at 00:24

      She must be related to Sandra Fluke. She’s just a flakier Fluke.

      • Buffoon
        30 April, 2013 at 09:07

        I’ve wasted enough time looking for the actual pics. I was just wondering if she was of the Sotomayor/Kagan/Napalitano caliber lesbian militant

        • Whoopie
          30 April, 2013 at 10:03

          Ah I found the source for that pic: Worth1000.com and it was submitted by Musicman30141 and titled “Pope Gemma the First” (Gemma Atkinson face). Scroll down to image #36 in the stack.

          http://www.worth1000.com/contests/29697/eyewitless-news-the-new-pope

          The image I used was found at a website that had cropped the bottom edge to remove the Worth1000 logo.

          As for the original image relating to the news story, if it exists, nobody published it and if we had published it we’d have to blur it out anyway.

    2. Buffoon
      30 April, 2013 at 12:28

      I wonder if I wore black face in honor of Obama and wandered around passing out ammo with my junk on display, would anyone would get upset?

      • Whoopie
        30 April, 2013 at 13:08

        I wonder if a black athlete announced that he was into bestiality would everyone line up to hail him as a hero?

        Don’t worry barnyard animal fans, that day shall come eventually. Who knows, in a decade or two Penn State might even erect a statue to Jerry Sandusky.

    3. 30 April, 2013 at 14:36

      Heh heh, he said erect and Sandusky in the same sentence.

    4. jonn kelsey
      2 May, 2013 at 12:13

      So you idiots are weeping and wailing coz some lass got her vag out while dressed as the pope, yet there’s not the slightest little bit of anger on your part about the catholic church’s systemic protection of kiddie rapists. Are you scared of fully grown sex organs or something?

      • Whoopie
        2 May, 2013 at 12:24

        I can’t help but notice that you failed to denounce the Holocaust in your comment. I guess that means you support Hitler.

        Seriously John, the same logic applies. We didn’t condemn pedo priests because that wasn’t the issue in this story. Likewise we didn’t condemn the Spanish Inquisition for the same reason. But thanks for your comment anyway.

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