(ABC) – As for Mike and Trina, for the past two years they have been “unable to function” without their coffee enema, a ritual that takes five hours of planning and executing each day.
They fill a 32-ounce bucket with coffee and deliver it to their lower intestine via a Vaseline-coated hose. “That’s the freaky part,” Trina said. “So I try to relax.”
While she administers her enema, Trina listens to music, catches up on TV shows and tweets. “I even play Sudoku,” she said.
But these enemas can be tricky: “I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat,” said Mike. “It comes flying out like a torrent.”
Unsubstantiated reports state they also enjoy square dancing, boot licking, marathon groin kicking sessions and are avid supporters of Michelle Obama’s laughable “Let’s Move” initiative.