• Guess The State: Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Up to Four Times a Day

    by  • 10 February, 2013 • Video, WTF • 4 Comments

    Yep, Florida…

    (ABC) – As for Mike and Trina, for the past two years they have been “unable to function” without their coffee enema, a ritual that takes five hours of planning and executing each day.

    They fill a 32-ounce bucket with coffee and deliver it to their lower intestine via a Vaseline-coated hose. “That’s the freaky part,” Trina said. “So I try to relax.”

    While she administers her enema, Trina listens to music, catches up on TV shows and tweets. “I even play Sudoku,” she said.

    But these enemas can be tricky: “I make a quick transition from the floor to the toilet seat,” said Mike. “It comes flying out like a torrent.”

    Unsubstantiated reports state they also enjoy square dancing, boot licking, marathon groin kicking sessions and are avid supporters of Michelle Obama’s laughable “Let’s Move” initiative.

    4 Responses to Guess The State: Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Up to Four Times a Day

    1. Whoopie
      10 February, 2013 at 15:31

      5 hours a day? Sounds like a pain in the A$$.
      (but then again, if you ever tasted her coffee…)

    2. Betty Butter
      10 February, 2013 at 15:37

      Enemas should be mandatory for all politicians.

    3. Buffoon
      10 February, 2013 at 15:42

      I’ve heard getting one of these is good for you. But not a daily ritual.

    4. 10 February, 2013 at 23:01

      Both have just been approved for Social Security Disability payments.

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