Because young men need lots of Red Bull and Hot Pockets between romps with pro football cheerleaders…
The ex-NFL cheerleader and ex-teacher who pleaded guilty to having sex with her 17-year-old student is suing a gossip website for allegedly ruining her reputation.
Sarah Jones, 27, insists that she did not give chlamydia and gonorrhea to the entire Bengals football team, and that gossip site The Dirty owes her $11 million for insinuating otherwise, the Daily Mail reported.
Jurors are deadlocked in the lawsuit, according to WLWT, but will continue their attempt to reach a verdict on Friday.
The lesson here?
All lawyers should die from face syphilis.