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    PA State Senator Pleads Guilty To Stealing Tax Dollars

    by  • 25 October, 2014 • Crime, Politics • 0 Comments

    LeAnna Washington

    Of course she’s a Democrat, why do you even bother to ask?… State Senator LeAnna Washington will plead guilty to accusations that she used taxpayer resources to plan political fund-raisers, her attorney said in court Friday. Washington, a Democrat who represents parts of Philadelphia and Montgomery County, faces two felony charges of theft of...

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    Teen Shoplifting Suspect Was Planning Wild Weekend

    by  • 24 October, 2014 • Crime • 0 Comments

    Karla Farmer

    I’ll bring the beer and Viagra… This week’s most embarrassing shoplifting arrest comes from South Carolina, where police yesterday nabbed an 18-year-old woman for stealing Rock Hard erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from a mall store. Karla Farmer first swiped the cream and spray from the “love unit” of a Spencer’s...

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    HIV Positive Sex Fiend Rapes Teen And Baby

    by  • 24 October, 2014 • Crime, Health • 0 Comments

    David Wilson

    Piano wire, because some folks don’t deserve rope… A Texas man is scheduled to appear in court to face charges the he allegedly raped a 14-year-old girl and 23-month-old baby — infecting both victims with HIV. David Richard Wilson, 33, of Houston, has already served four years in prison and is a registered sex...

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    Hatchet Wielding Muslim Attacks Four NYC Cops

    by  • 23 October, 2014 • Crime • 0 Comments

    Zale Thompson

    Police mulling whether to call it terrorism… A hatchet-wielding man who attacked a group of rookie cops on a Queens street, critically injuring one of them, was shot dead by the officers on Thursday afternoon, and a female bystander was hit in the back by an errant round. Police are investigating the possibility that...

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    VA Doctor Accused Of Homosexual Child Rape

    by  • 23 October, 2014 • Crime, Health, Military • 1 Comment

    Craig Morgenstern

    Just checking for hernias, yeah, that’s the ticket… SPOKANE, WASH. — Stevens County authorities say a Spokane Veterans Affairs Medical Center emergency room doctor accused of assaulting a child at the doctor’s home has been charged with child rape. The Spokesman-Review reports that according to court documents, a 13-year-old boy says he was watching...

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    NYC Hooker Hides Stolen Rolex In Her Hot Pocket

    by  • 23 October, 2014 • Crime, WTF • 2 Comments

    Shacarye Tims

    Snatched… A 25-year-old woman snatched an Australian tourist’s $25,000 Rolex and hid it in her vagina after an early morning hookup in a Manhattan hotel room, officials said. Brenton Price was getting a massage from Shacarye Tims in his room at the Holiday Inn in Chelsea about 5:30 a.m. Oct. 19, after meeting her...

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    Obama Supporter Jumps White House Fence

    by  • 23 October, 2014 • Crime, Politics • 2 Comments

    Dominic Adesanya

    Had a bone to pick with his homeboy… A man jumped the White House fence Wednesday night and was taken into custody after being bitten by a guard dog, officials said, just weeks after another fence jumper made it deep into the executive mansion amid a series of security failures. Secret Service agents and...

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    DHS Raids Lingerie Shop, Confiscates Panties

    by  • 23 October, 2014 • Crime, Sports, WTF • 0 Comments

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    Keeping the homeland safe… A lingerie shop owner in Kansas City says her store was raided by Homeland Security agents Monday morning over a few dozen pair of panties she made in honor of her hometown baseball team. Peregrine Honig, owner of Honig’s Birdies Panties shop in Crossroads, said she designed the Lucky Royals...

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