Breaking: Senator Marco Rubio Resigns, Joins Cast Of Duck Dynasty
by Buffoon • 13 February, 2013 • Humor, Politics • 1 Comment
We all knew it was coming. Ruining an economy with Marxist policies, ruining a military by forcing the homosexual lifestyle into GP mediums, ruining a free society by increasing racial tension and class warfare aren’t enough these days to end the career of a “public servant.”
It just takes a sip of water…
via AoSHQ - Newsbusters
We wish Marco all the best…
Duck Dynasty Season Three coming 27 Feb!
Seriously. I was a little off put when he made the frantic grab for the water. But when a man can’t do it no better, he’s supposed to keep his mouth shut.
So let’s end this silliness.
Barack Obama’s ability to deliver a speech filled with bald faced lies and hatred for America flawlessly. A+
Marco Rubio’s ability to deliver a truth filled plea for Americans to stop subscribing to Obamunism. A-
We can’t all be A+ liars. Some have to be A- Honest folks.
This reminds me of a professor I had in college. He was a rotund, pear shaped man, who was a highly respected scholar in his field of biology, in fact the only biology professor who ever kept my interest. But he had a little problem. He pants would slowing slip down off of his waist, and he had the most endearing way of remedying the situation. He would stop talking, smile, and pull them up until they were at a satisfactory level, as if he were joining us in our mirth. Then he would proceed with his lecture. This is what Marco Rubio needs to do next time. Stop, smile, slowing pick up a glass of water, drink to his content, carefully put the water down, smile again, and continue with his speech.