• Breaking: Obama To Speak At Funeral Of Dead Pimp Rapper, Kenny Clutch

    by  • 23 February, 2013 • Celeb, Crime, Culture, Guns, Politics • 2 Comments

    Follow up to a previous article.

    Well known and aspiring rapper who earned a living pimping out women for sex, Kenny Clutch was involved in an early morning shootout with other upstanding citizens on the Vegas strip.  He died later at an area hospital.

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    (LA Times) – One of the victims in a spectacular predawn shooting and crash on the Las Vegas Strip has been identified as Kenneth Cherry Jr., an aspiring rapper known as Kenny Clutch.

    His attorney, Vicki Greco, said his death was shocking.

    “Out of everyone I know in the rapping industry, there is no way I would have ever, ever expected to find that he was shot on the Las Vegas Strip in such an aggressive manner,” Greco said.

    -snip

    Cherry’s aunt, Pat Sims of Oakland, told the Oakland Tribune that her nephew was a kind soul.

    “I can tell you this … the world has lost a good man,” Sims said. “I’m not saying he didn’t have his faults, but he was very kind, especially to older people. Whatever happened in Vegas, I don’t know about, but he was a very kind soul.”

    The newspaper reported that Cherry had several arrests in Oakland and Berkeley, many for gun charges. He was convicted on a gun charge in 2007, stemming from an arrest in Berkeley, sources told the Tribune, although details on that conviction weren’t immediately available.

    Spectacular predawn shooting?

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    A spokesperson for Dear Leader Obama said that the Immaculate One himself, along with other black leaders would speak graveside where it is expected they will hammer home the point that if only there were more funds (held up in congress by republicans) available for helping at risk blacks find jobs, this never would have happened.  If only hundreds of millions billions more tax dollars had been spent on black yoots like Cherry, he may not have found it necessary to rent women out for sex,  associate himself with wannabe drug dealers and possibly could have even purchased a functioning belt and learned to wear his hat straight.

    Also, a large “peaceful” protest outside the California headquarters of the NRA is expected to be staged by Rev Al (“resist we much”) Sharpton, the New (and improved with half the racism) Black Panthers, paid protestors provided by the AFL-CIO and various homeless people lured by the promise of free sandwiches, Boones Farm wine and Obama for America buttons from the 2008 campaign.

    Everyone knows that if it weren’t for the NRA and law abiding citizens possessing firearms, blacks wouldn’t shoot each other, they would stick around to raise their children and could possibly even learn to speak the English language.

    h/t: AWD <— Where you can find out about the innocent bystanders that died as well while these fine citizens got all gangsta on each other.

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    2 Responses to Breaking: Obama To Speak At Funeral Of Dead Pimp Rapper, Kenny Clutch

    1. Toda
      24 February, 2013 at 04:40

      If Obama had a son he’d be just like Kenny.

      • Buffoon
        24 February, 2013 at 07:28

        So you don’t think Obama’s son would be wearing mom jeans, studying Marxism and dating masculine “women”?

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