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    Shooting Range Declared Muslim Free Zone

    by  • 1 October, 2014 • Crime, Guns, Politics • 1 Comment

    Jan Morgan

    Wannabe Jihadists not welcome… In an act that will no doubt result in lawsuits, The Gun Cave Indoor Shooting Range in Hot Springs, Arkansas, has declared itself a “Muslim free zone” due to concerns over domestic Islamic terrorism. The ban was announced yesterday by range owner Jan Morgan (pictured) in an article posted to...

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    Foul Mouthed Dirtbag Sucker Punches 80 Year Old

    by  • 1 October, 2014 • Crime • 1 Comment

    Mikie Sawyer

    Tough guy… OCTOBER 1–When an 80 year old Applebee’s patron politely asked him to stop loudly cursing and talking about “titties and ass,” a Floridian, 26, responded by punching the octogenarian in the face, according to police. The confrontation late Sunday in the Port Orange eatery resulted in the arrest of Mikie Sawyer on...

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    How Much Do Cable TV Subscribers Pay Per Channel?

    by  • 1 October, 2014 • Art, Economy, Tech • 0 Comments

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    Right now, cable companies provide a host of cable packages at different price points with pre-bundled channels. The issue is nobody’s watching the majority of these channels: A recent Nielsen study reported that on average U.S. homes receive nearly 190 channels but only watch 17.5; that means the average U.S. home utilizes less than...

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    China Checks 10,000 Pigeon Butts For Explosives

    by  • 1 October, 2014 • Communism, Crime, Culture, Politics, WTF • 0 Comments

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    Sounds like a job for the TSA… If you’re not enjoying your job, spare a thought for the pigeons’ anus checkers in China. They were examined for explosives ahead of today’s National Day, reflecting the government’s nervousness about possible attacks. They were released in Tiananmen Square as part of the 65th anniversary celebrations of...

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    CNN Anchor Uses Bad Pun To Describe Beheading

    by  • 1 October, 2014 • Crime • 0 Comments

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    A television presenter has sparked fury after talking about ‘slicing’ during a segment about a woman who was beheaded. CNN anchor John Berman used the phrase ‘anyway you slice it’ three times while describing the death of Colleen Hufford, 54, at packing plant in Moore, Oklahoma, on Tuesday. Mr Berman told viewers: ‘It’s a...

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    White Lesbian Angry Over Black Sperm Mix Up

    by  • 1 October, 2014 • Culture • 0 Comments

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    Buyer’s remorse… A white Ohio woman is suing a Downers Grove-based sperm bank, alleging that the company mistakenly gave her vials from an African-American donor, a fact that she said has made it difficult for her and her same-sex partner to raise their now 2-year-old daughter in an all-white community. Jennifer Cramblett, of Uniontown,...

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    VA Tries To Collect 59 Cents From Dead Veteran

    by  • 30 September, 2014 • Politics • 0 Comments


    Spends 48 cents in postage to collect the debt… AVONDALE, Pa. – The first letter addressed to the late David Perry arrived five weeks after he died at home June 5. Sent from the Department of Veterans Affairs, the envelope was to be opened “by addressee only.” Perry’s wife Helena opened it anyway. “You...

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    Police Claim That The DoD Won’t Take Back Weapons

    by  • 30 September, 2014 • Crime, Guns, Military • 0 Comments


    In the past eight years, the Pentagon grant program has loaned local law enforcement some 200,000 ammunition magazines, 94,000 machine guns, and thousands of armored vehicles, aircraft, land mine detectors, silencers, and grenade launchers—all at the request of the local agencies themselves. But images of the unrest in Ferguson, Missouri, of police in military...

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    Amanda Bynes Arrested On DUI Charges

    by  • 30 September, 2014 • Celeb, Crime • 0 Comments

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    She baaaack, and still nuttier than squirrel poop… The 28-year-old actress was arrested on Sunday morning at 3 a.m. for DUI, the California Highway Patrol confirms to E! News. She has been charged with a misdemeanor after police “determined she was under the influence of a controlled substance” while driving. The former Nickelodeon star...

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