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    Teen Shoplifting Suspect Was Planning Wild Weekend

    by  • 24 October, 2014 • Crime • 0 Comments

    Karla Farmer

    I’ll bring the beer and Viagra… This week’s most embarrassing shoplifting arrest comes from South Carolina, where police yesterday nabbed an 18-year-old woman for stealing Rock Hard erection cream, handcuffs, and Deep Throat desensitizing spray from a mall store. Karla Farmer first swiped the cream and spray from the “love unit” of a Spencer’s...

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    TLC Cancels “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” Over Scandal

    by  • 24 October, 2014 • Celeb, Culture • 0 Comments

    BooBoo and June

    Dysfunctional reality TV… One day after June Shannon of TLC’s “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” was accused of being romantically involved with registered sex offender, Mark McDaniel, the network canceled the reality series after four seasons. “TLC has cancelled the series ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ and ended all activities around the series, effective...

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    HIV Positive Sex Fiend Rapes Teen And Baby

    by  • 24 October, 2014 • Crime, Health • 0 Comments

    David Wilson

    Piano wire, because some folks don’t deserve rope… A Texas man is scheduled to appear in court to face charges the he allegedly raped a 14-year-old girl and 23-month-old baby — infecting both victims with HIV. David Richard Wilson, 33, of Houston, has already served four years in prison and is a registered sex...

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    Venezuela Cooks Up The Last Of It’s Seed Corn

    by  • 24 October, 2014 • Communism, Economy, Politics • 0 Comments

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    Desperation… CARACAS, Oct 23 (Reuters) – President Nicolas Maduro’s government said on Thursday it had taken over warehouses around Venezuela crammed with medical goods and food that “bourgeois criminals” were hoarding for speculation and contraband. The socialist government says businessmen and wealthy opponents are trying to sabotage the economy to bring Maduro down, while...

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    Hatchet Wielding Muslim Attacks Four NYC Cops

    by  • 23 October, 2014 • Crime • 0 Comments

    Zale Thompson

    Police mulling whether to call it terrorism… A hatchet-wielding man who attacked a group of rookie cops on a Queens street, critically injuring one of them, was shot dead by the officers on Thursday afternoon, and a female bystander was hit in the back by an errant round. Police are investigating the possibility that...

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    Doctor Tests Positive For Ebola In New York City

    by  • 23 October, 2014 • Health • 2 Comments

    Craig Spencer

    The worm in the big apple… NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) — A New York City doctor has tested positive for the Ebola virus after coming down with symptoms Thursday, sources said. Tests Thursday evening at Bellevue Hospital came back positive for Dr. Craig Spencer, multiple sources told CBS 2 Political Reporter Marcia Kramer. EMS crews...

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    VA Doctor Accused Of Homosexual Child Rape

    by  • 23 October, 2014 • Crime, Health, Military • 1 Comment

    Craig Morgenstern

    Just checking for hernias, yeah, that’s the ticket… SPOKANE, WASH. — Stevens County authorities say a Spokane Veterans Affairs Medical Center emergency room doctor accused of assaulting a child at the doctor’s home has been charged with child rape. The Spokesman-Review reports that according to court documents, a 13-year-old boy says he was watching...

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    NYC Hooker Hides Stolen Rolex In Her Hot Pocket

    by  • 23 October, 2014 • Crime, WTF • 2 Comments

    Shacarye Tims

    Snatched… A 25-year-old woman snatched an Australian tourist’s $25,000 Rolex and hid it in her vagina after an early morning hookup in a Manhattan hotel room, officials said. Brenton Price was getting a massage from Shacarye Tims in his room at the Holiday Inn in Chelsea about 5:30 a.m. Oct. 19, after meeting her...

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    Obama Supporter Jumps White House Fence

    by  • 23 October, 2014 • Crime, Politics • 2 Comments

    Dominic Adesanya

    Had a bone to pick with his homeboy… A man jumped the White House fence Wednesday night and was taken into custody after being bitten by a guard dog, officials said, just weeks after another fence jumper made it deep into the executive mansion amid a series of security failures. Secret Service agents and...

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